Thursday, October 16, 2014

Just Chillin'

The lamas living adjacent to me are extremely clumsy. When they walk, they resemble super models strutting down the cat walk with a broken heel. Struggling to keep their balance, they still maintain a serious and confident look that says "I am way to tired to care." They're also unbelievably boring, all they care about is food, the only reason they take the time to pay attention to anything other than their next meal is to make sure nothing is going to bother them while they eat their next meal. they are calm too, lamas are the perfect examples of relaxation. their eyelids never move from the same place, they are always on the verge of closing even though the lama has complete control over how open his eyelids are. If he wasn't a lama I would assume that he had little to much dopamine in his system. These animals are awkward, lazy, and boring, but they are the most peaceful creatures I have ever seen.  

3 comments:

  1. I love the way you compared the walking of the llamas to super models. Plus, I thought that llamas would be a little more energetic, especially in the daytime. Do they spend more time on eating or sleeping than anything else?

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  2. I was just going to say exactly what Cirzabel said about your metaphor. Why do people keep lamas? Are they pets?

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  3. Now I'm pretty well convinced that if I were any animal, I'd be a llama. I mean, I'm awkward enough to pull that off right?

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